Adventures in Babysitting - April 2012

Rockin' the Camo Hat

"It's Hot! Now I shall cool off my tummy!"

"It's ok, Dackin. I push da baby in da stroller. I a big boy!"

Post-walk Hat Hair

Mid-walk Snooze. Note the Goldfish cracker resting ever so carefully on his blankie.
Don't move it. It's a gift from Lil J - a surprise for when he wakes up.

Lil J was nervous about making it back home, so he left a trail for us to follow.

Caught trying to make his escape. Curse that too-small hole!

"That's right, minion, now...FASTER!"

"What? Haven't you ever seen a baby in a bucket before?"

"You may be bigger and be able to pin me down, but I am squishing your head!"

sup?

"Once upon a time...."

"Here's a dinosaur toy for you to play with!"

"No, no no! It goes in your MOUTH. Right here, see?"

"Thaaaat's right! Good job!"

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