We're on a mission from God

Ok, I have recently been told that I need to update this thing. I choose to believe that people are eager to read about my life because it's just so interesting, rather than that they're bored. You can believe what you want. Soooo, yeah. Update. yeah.

So, why haven't I updated, you ask? Homework? Maybe, although I don't usually let that get in the way of more pleasant activities. Usually what happens is that I have homework, and I KNOW I have homework, but I decide to do something else (because, after all, it won't take me very long, right?), like read a book, or watch tv, or stare at the wall. You know, something fun. Then, I realize that my homework is due tomorrow, and I haven't started it yet. No worries. I've still got time. I start and THEN it hits me. I am NOT as good as I think I am. It WILL take me more than a half hour to write a 500 word essay in German. I am an idiot. So, I stay up ALL night doing homework. I get maybe 5 hours of sleep, and am cranky the next day, but by golly, I get it done. See, I know this is the routine, but I conveniently forget this until the next time.
So, given the above evidence, it's clearly not homework that's preventing me from updating.

Maybe it's sleep? Is sleep THAT important? Yes, yes it is. Unless it cuts into reading time (I'm currently reading "Das Erste Gesetz der Magie" - which = Wizard's First Rule, and I won't mention that I've only read one chapter since last Friday. Hey! German is HARD) or Fraiser, or Phil of the Future. Clearly I'm willing to interrupt sleep for the important stuff. Apparently, that's not it.

No, I think it all boils down to the fact that my life just isn't THAT interesting. I know that's hard to believe, and I realize that some of you are now disillusioned with me, but there it is. My life is boring. BORING. I could spend all my time ranting and raving about having to write THREE papers in German this week plus a German midterm, but I don't think anybody really cares about all that. If you do, please let me know and I will be sure to oblige. And Susan: I have no comments. none at all. you win.

Now for some random quotes:

"You play ball like a GIRL!!!"

"Laugh it up, Fuzzball!"

"Weeping...weeping."

"You called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that? It says United States Marshall. Take a good look at him (points to dead guy), Mike, cuz that's how you're gonna end up. The Cowboys are finished, you understand me? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it. So run, you cur. RUN! Tell all the other curs the law is comin'. You tell 'em I'M comin' and Hell's comin' with me, you hear?! HELL'S COMIN' with me!!!!!"