The Queen of Non Sequitur

01 October 2007

Sometimes when I'm teaching, I look forward to the day when I start going deaf, because I imagine it will be a huge relief in a lot of ways.

Quotes

-"My little brother can't even carry his own big Pooh!" - Jonah, age 6

- "Butterflies are so pretentious." - Paul

- "It's a good thing you don't let little things like lyrics keep you from singing a song." - Paul

- "Then the clouds opened up and God said "I hate you, Alfalfa."" - The Little Rascals

- "I didn't reject you. I postponed you." - Paul

- "Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what." - Calivn, Calvin and Hobbes

- "Maaaybe....Depending on what you say, it might give me street cred." - Paul

- "Yeah, well it didn't matter to me. I'll take your "quirks" all day if you come with them." - Paul

- "You can drink anything out of a crocodile."

- "Meat comes from Cows. And Pigs. And Turkeys. And most of the time from their rumps!" - Jonah, age 9

01 October 2007

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