02 November 2007

Bra Wars

A long time ago
In a galaxy far, far away......


It was the time of Laundry. A time when Water and Dirt fought for supremacy over the Washer. And in the end, Water won, but at a very high cost. Water, spent and tired from the battle, was washed away to the Great Outdoors and the bras, finally clean were laid out to dry in peace and quiet.

The bras remained there - untouched and quiet - slowly recovering from the grueling ordeal, until a great and almighty being called Earl* led his followers to them and began the epic crusade known as....

BRA WARS!!!


*Earl has insisted that I make it known that this only occurred after 4 pints of Guinness.

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