recently....

She: He needs to grow
I: Him? Why?
She: He needs to be taller.
I: What do you mean? Did you see his face and think he would be cuter if he were taller? Or do you think it would be better if he were taller, period?
She: Well, come on...muscular and a shaved head. I didn't see his face, but it would be much better if he were taller.
I: What about short women? Don't we deserve men our size?
She: No, cuz then you'd just breed more short babies.
I: Shortness is not a disease!!