I: Hi! My mom sent me in to pick up a CD with pictures of a house on it.
He: Oh! Is your mom Halene?
I: Yes.
He: Here's the CD. Are you the daughter?
I: ......
I: ...... uh, no. Actually, I'm the son.
(actually, I didn't say the last part, because he was being SUPER nice and I didn't want to crush his feelings. But I WANTED to.)
I was THERE, and she really DIDN'T say the last part. I know how hard it is to believe that she didn't jump on that wide open opportunity to be a smart ass, like a duck jumps on a june bug, but HONESTLY, I WAS THERE. And she didn't!!
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